Erm... read the article? It's a jokey title.
"The England and Wasps second row put in one of the performances of his life for the Coventry team as they brushed aside Bath in the third week of rugby returning.
Fans were raving about the 29-year-old this weekend."
"The hit was brutal and even the commentators were lost for words when Launchbury made this sensational shot on the young Bath player."