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Christmas Cracker Jokes
« on: December 29, 2020, 04:57:42 PM »
I have a secret butter recipe but I can't tell anyone as it might spread

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2020, 05:32:38 PM »
Loo roll 'joke' ....Why was the brussel sprout sent to prison?  Because it was a repeat offender.  (Well, you did ask)

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2020, 09:00:45 PM »
Why was Rudolph excluded from vaccine trials?

Because they wanted guineau pigs!