So at the risk of spoiling everyone's fun repeals saying the same things again and again let's look at what we actually know about the pitch.
1) It's a mess.
2) That mess is caused by a combination of a big concert that had been rescheduled from lockdown, the hottest heatwave on record, and the commonwealth games.
3) Both Wasps and CCFC were fully aware of the above points with the exception of the heatwave.
4) Because of Rammstein and CG it wasn't feasible to lay a new pitch that would have been playable. They need love to grow, not massive overuse.
5) Football and Rugby need different things from a pitch. What works for one might not work for the other. It is hard work to maintain a surface that works well for both.
6) The current surface is a hybrid.
What I suspect we will see is a bunch of remedial work, stitching etc to attempt to get us through to a point where a new surface can be reasonably relaid.
I also suspect that the current uproar is deliberate, all parties knew exactly what the situation was going in to it. And so I have to ask what it is for. Is there something happening that we aren't supposed to be looking at? Are SISU about to screw over the CCFC fans again and they are attempting to create a distraction?
Anyway, time will tell I guess.