Here's part of the toxic dwarf's article today:
Saracens are a template for clubs kicked out of the Premiership for irregular off-the-field practices. In their first season back, they were seconds from becoming Gallagher Premiership champions.
I've long disliked his pub bore musings, but this takes the biscuit. "Irregular off field practices"? Factually inaccurate and potentially defamatory.