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Neils

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Hamish Smales - The Return
« on: February 25, 2021, 09:36:58 AM »
Arghhh!
This weekend v Irish.

My other half just said "Oh F£¥₩"
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2021, 09:40:53 AM »
Please no. It can't be. Isn't CMK available. Anything but Smales.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2021, 09:42:45 AM »
Two years ago, someone posted a breakdown of our match referees and our win/loss ratio. It showed that at that point we'd never lost a match with Tom Foley in charge. Foley refereed our next game and we lost.

As I posted the other day, we've never won with Hamish Smales (who bares a striking resemblance to The Simpsons supervillain, Hank Scorpio (https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Scorpio)). I hope the curse works in reverse!
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2021, 09:45:20 AM »
Quote from: MarleyWasp on February 25, 2021, 09:42:45 AM
Two years ago, someone posted a breakdown of our match referees and our win/loss ratio. It showed that at that point we'd never lost a match with Tom Foley in charge. Foley refereed our next game and we lost.

As I posted the other day, we've never won with Hamish Smales (who bares a striking resemblance to The Simpsons supervillain, Hank Scorpio (https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Scorpio)). I hope the curse works in reverse!

Please please be right.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2021, 10:07:29 AM »
Taking Irish at 17/10 following this news.

He was the most incompetent ref I've ever seen on a premiership pitch
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2021, 10:25:15 AM »
What did we  do that so awfully dreadfully bad??????   Why can't  someone else be used for  training up the dross?  L. I. to win  then  With bonus point. Drat.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2021, 10:32:26 AM »
Poor Jamma is in for another hate session.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2021, 10:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Rossm on February 25, 2021, 10:32:26 AM
Poor Jamma is in for another hate session.

Needs to have a ready selection of different coloured scrum caps.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2021, 11:22:14 AM »
Quote from: MarleyWasp on February 25, 2021, 09:42:45 AM
we've never won with Hamish Smales (who bares a striking resemblance to The Simpsons supervillain, Hank Scorpio (https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Scorpio)).

Quality reference right there
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2021, 04:05:27 PM »
Quote from: WonkyWasp on February 25, 2021, 10:25:15 AM
What did we  do that so awfully dreadfully bad??????   Why can't  someone else be used for  training up the dross?  L. I. to win  then  With bonus point. Drat.
It was the Gloucester away game this season. He was incomparably bad. At points I thought he was applying rules from other sports. :)
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2021, 04:23:25 PM »
Maybe he just makes it up as he goes along?
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2021, 04:36:05 PM »
First Stella drop the alc to 4.6% now this.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2021, 06:02:06 PM »
Quote from: bigad82 on February 25, 2021, 04:36:05 PM
First Stella drop the alc to 4.6% now this.

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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2021, 06:45:29 PM »
Quote from: Neils on February 25, 2021, 10:37:48 AM
Quote from: Rossm on February 25, 2021, 10:32:26 AM
Poor Jamma is in for another hate session.

Needs to have a ready selection of different coloured scrum caps.

Brilliant.
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Re: Hamish Smales - The Return
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2021, 10:47:11 PM »
The full team:-
Hamish Smales (4th Premiership game). Assistant Referees: Greg Macdonald & Gareth Holsgrove. TMO: Rowan Kitt. Citing Officer: Buster White.

May well need that Samaritans number!!

Who makes the appointments - and what have they got against Wasps? I would have expected Mr Smails to have very experienced ARs at the very least after his last performance. Has he refereed any Premiership games? I can only recall seeing him once.

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