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Neils

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England Rugby Funny
« on: August 25, 2023, 06:22:57 PM »
BREAKING NEWS ---- English Rugby
Union team - A practice session of
the English Rugby Union team was
halted yesterday when a player
reported the presence of a White
Powder on the field.

The Head Coach immediately
brought in the UK Sports Councils
Forensic Team to test the
substance. The scientists
determined that the white
substance was the Try-Line

Training was resumed after a RU
Committee concluded that the the
Team was not likely to encounter
the substance again this season or
in the foreseeable future
Let me tell you something cucumber

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2023, 07:34:03 PM »
Truth hurts

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2023, 07:33:00 AM »
Like it!

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2023, 08:00:30 AM »
I giggled at that one all  evening.  Brilliant  -  but sadly only too believable.

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2023, 02:43:12 PM »
SA are being tested as they crossed over the white powder so many times yesterday, the RFU need to find out if the SA players have been affected before they will allow English players to cross over the white powder.

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2023, 01:22:55 PM »
During the run up to the World Cup in France, the England team visited an orphanage.

It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope, said Joe, aged 6

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Re: England Rugby Funny
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2023, 09:38:30 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D