So which rugby team are the first to be caught breaking the social distancing rules, you guessed it...
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/07/saracens-apologise-after-billy-vunipola-and-teammates-break-lockdown-rules-rugby-union
Oh dear ...
The question is, to dob someone in or not. My neighbours in the house behind ours who had a garden party last weekend?
Or the bloke opposite who meets up with a mate every day and they both go for an hour or so riding their motorbikes down the oh so nice (now that it's empty) A429 and Fosse Way?
Or his neighbours, whose son drives 100 miles up from London each weekend with his girlfriend and their bikes, to then go for a few hours cycling, and then come back for an hour so with his dad before going back to London?
Or my neighbours to our right whose (very) ageing father comes round a few times a week.
And so on. So many breaking the 'rules' just around where I live.
My daughter does my shopping, only to regale me with the story of an old woman going round Sainsburys coughing her guts up all the time she was in there. No masks, no handkerchief, no attempt to cover up the cough.
Or the incessant parade of motorcycles I can hear from my garden, all (sunlit) day long? Roaring along at speeds that boggle even me as I watch them. Up and down the damn road.
Dumb cannot be cured, except in the Darwinian way (death by virus).
Do I dob them in? No point. I don't think there would be a policeman within miles of here in rural south Warwickshire. I wonder if Warwickshire Police have issued any fines at all?